A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. Hair up, glasses off. If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. This objectification of women has to stop. It's just Mom and whores. Hola, is Rosa still alive? No? Well this is not my day. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did 'nothing' cancel?
Steve Holt? The moron jock? Gosh Mom… after all these years, God's not going to take a call from you.
Excuse me while I circumvent you. The old reach-around. I don't care if it takes from now till the end of Shrimpfest. What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? I got Michael out of his marriage, didn't I? Actually, she died.
NO TOUCHING! I don't appreciate the dry British humor. I don't appreciate the dry British humor. Hey, look at that – you're mean sober, too.